What IS with STARCHITECTS and their obsessions? Why this sudden mania for bridges to nowhere?

Oh, that second "bridge" is a sledding slope for kids. What about the rest of the year? Does it become a lover's leap?

1. The world's biggest high-tech depilator -- OR...

2. The world's biggest high-tech bowling pin -- OR...

3. The world's biggest high-tech wine bottle that doubles as a radio!

AND:



TimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

What's that cross doing in the square igloo?

That...thing! It's growing...FIBER-OPTIC HAIR!!!!!