Only a STARCHITECT would assume a virtue in designing a building that looks ready to fall in on itself.



If we set up border checkpoints like this with Mexico NO ONE could get past them! No one would want to!



A $5 MILLION SERVICE STATION!

Is that a Denny's in back? And are the restrooms upstairs?



How many people can say they live beneath a superhighway on-ramp?



A yellow valentine!

The most elaborate taxidermy project in history -- but what kind of lizard is THAT? And why the curved STILTS?

Or is that a weed-infested monorail about to take off?

Mom! That building winked at me!



A permanent Christo!

If Albert Speer were a STARCHITECT...



...he'd have known better than to have "designed" something like this.

If the Chinese wanted to build a tribute to the STONE AGE couldn't they have done it less expensively?

...the Ningbo Historic Museum designed by Wang Shu, Amateur Architecture Studio.

NUF SAID.



THE LORD GOD STEVE is building the world's first teleporter -- OR HIS VERSION OF LENIN'S TOMB!

And of COURSE in Shanghai -- perhaps as a further memorial tribute to the workers of FOXCONN.

Not that He'd care.

Dull is the STARCHITECT's flip side of ugly. Look, if you're going to design a veterinary hospital for a zoo, can't you make it look like something cute, or animal, or something other than a wooden box where bad things can happen?

Say whadya think of this neat new barn I built ya? That'll be $12 million.



This could really use a bookcase.



An above-ground fallout shelter!



The Pedestrian Trestle to Nowhere!

A cute little $3 million cottage -- but what's with the closed shutters and the prison gate?

Building with a Million Vents!



Let's see His Omnipotence tout THIS idea!