A $2 million doghouse!

$100 million -- and when do the LAWSUITS begin?

A "clinic for brain health in Las Vegas". We could think of a few people who could use it.

And it goes without saying -- Veg DESERVES IT.

At least it doesn't rain in Veg -- for now. (Although that MIT lawsuit was settled, dammit!)

I want to be with those doctors after a year in one of MR. STARCHITECT's trapezoids.

AND:



A nursing home!

Could it be -- an advanced case of STARCHITECTURAL SENILITY?

Revenge of the White Piano Keys!



A big red starfish makes landfall in ABU DHABI!

Or is that some sort of superhero whose parachute failed?



A granddaddy of STARCHITECTURE! This hammering and sawing (which should be called Bearhug with the Letter N) dates from 1965. Visual practical jokes were predestined for AHCHITECTYUH. The STARCHITECT (whose name was Gwathemy) built it for his parents. I'd have been PLEASED. They probably were too.



Is the worst over?

If STARCHITECTS keep erecting MASTERPIECES like the last three WE HOPE NOT!

A $5 million igloo!



What's it like in the dark?



Aren't these memorials to Communism going a bit too far?



So what do you do after entering that little-bitty "forest project" -- climb the wall to get out?



Whoever heard of putting a mausoleum in an office park?



Hmmm -- not too badly designed!

Hip army barracks!



Vertical zeppelins!



A hip prison!



This fine old French building just had a square bowel movement!



Does this remind you of lizards mating?

A big green intergalactic partially melted Hershey's Kiss - or maybe Shrek's egg -- or maybe something else.

Ladies and gentlemen, Space Rocket X2050, which took off three weeks ago from its specially-built launch pad in Michigan...



...has just landed in Austria....