It's a bird! It's a plane! It's -- COACHELLA!!!!!

What is it?!?!?



Actually we don't find this so bad -- but it IS in THE GREATEST ECONOMIC MIRACLE OF ALL TIME, and what are the chances its "400,000 square meters" will be as actively trod as, say, that architectural masterpiece in...BEIJING?



Why can't we have artsy factories in our cities too?



Obviously three-footed aliens have tried breaking into this building....



A new kind of security fence!



Hiding in Triangles

And when gravity occurs the designers had better hope people won't be hiding in triangles.



"Have a Nice Day"

...says Mr. Freeze.